Well, here we are, near the eve of Black Friday, the annual national holiday celebrating racism and discrimination in all their varied and wondrous forms, created by the discriminatory systemically racist white supremacist rulers of the country as part of their ongoing plot to diminish and degrade and eventually eliminate blacks. So let’s celebrate!
We are busy preparing our float for the Black Friday parade, complete with CSA flags, people in CSA uniforms and KKK costumes, nooses hanging from trees, etc. Miss Black Friday will appear on our float this year as well (she will be white, of course). This year we are debuting “The Reader of Words” – a person at a podium dressed as a liberal elitist white male college professor, complete with a turtleneck shirt and corduroy jacket with elbow patches (and white hair and a goatee like Colonel Sanders), smoking a pipe. He (yes, the patriarchy extends to Black Friday events) will solemnly read aloud each word alleged over the prior year by the BLM woke crowd to be upsetting, offensive, racist, discriminatory, or as making someone in one or another disadvantaged and historically discriminated-against group feel violated or “unsafe” and thus necessary to cancel. Those words include but are not limited to:
nigger, n-word, blacklist, looting or looters, master bedroom, housemaster, overseer (as in Board of Bar Overseers), plantation, grandfathered, guys, gals, redskins, Trump, Trumpism, poverty, dinosaur, Halloween, Christmas, divorce, disease, abuse, evolution, homelessness, “homes with swimming pools”, hunting, religion, slavery, terrorism, weapons, witchcraft, sorcery, war, violence, basket case, ladies lingerie, illegal alien, third world, lame, man up, are you deaf, crazy, psycho, long time no see, no can do, hysterical, you guys, white lives matter, all lives matter, blue lives matter, retarded. . . .
Whew! We’re exhausted and we’re not 10% done yet, but we’ll stop here for the nonce. FYI, some of these are from a list of words that the New York City Department of Education wants to eliminate from standardized tests because they are “upsetting” to students. Really. We don’t have to make up this stuff, it’s all around us these days, often paid for by your tax dollars. https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/03/26/war-on-words-nyc-dept-of-education-wants-50-forbidden-words-removed-from-standardized-tests/
At any rate, we hope you can join us, wear your own costumes and bring the kids, it should be quite a show!